Your Little Bundle of Joy Will Slowly Ruin Your Life

Pregnant women and fathers-to-be, take heed: That “bun” in the oven will ruin your mental health.


In a recent study conducted by Florida State University’s sociology program, results show that parents as a whole “experience lower levels of emotional well-being, less frequent positive emotions and more frequent negative emotions than their childless peers,” according to Dr. Robin Simon of FSU.

As a whole. Not one single group of parents, be it married, single, step-, or even empty nesters report significant greater emotional well-being than adults who never have children.

Practical use? It’s obvious. Stop having kids, no more war.



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2 responses to “Your Little Bundle of Joy Will Slowly Ruin Your Life

  1. Constantly Agitated

    Do you really think Flordia was the best place for this study? A state full of families in vacation hell and old people who took the RV wagon train as far away from their kids as possible. On top of that the info we really need is held back, How many involved in this study were Christain? Get me?

  2. VivaLasRyan

    And… how many kids do you have?

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