Ted McGinley Rears His (Proverbially) Ugly Head

Let’s focus on what’s really important in the world right now.

The Olympics? No, those are over. And might I add, the US Boxing team brought back one single, solitary bronze medal.

The DNC? No, that’s pretty much under control. There will be snark upcoming, but I got nothing right now.

I’m talking about the really important stuff:

Dancing With The Stars released its Season 7 celebrity list! Oh thank god, I’ve been waiting with baited breath!

Tapping their tootsies in Season 7: All My Children‘s Susan Lucci, reality TV star Kim Kardashian, singer Toni Braxton, N*Sync’s Lance Bass, Oscar winner Cloris Leachman, Super Bowl ring bearer Warren Sapp, chef Rocco DiSpirito, Hannah Montana‘s Cody Linley, beach volleyball gold medalist Misty May-Treanor, comedian Jeffrey Ross, track gold medalist Maurice Green, and actor Ted McGinley.

First thoughts:

— The early favorite should be Lance Bass and Toni Braxton, considering they’ve had to dance before in some form or another.

— Cloris Leachman? I’m sorry, was Queen Elizabeth II unavailable?

— Ted McGinley. This is bad. You do realize that every show in the 80s that Ted McGinley joined the cast of, died in about a few seasons? Does he still have that death touch?

I’m fearing for the life of the show.

–Ryan

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