Dear Leader may be dearly departing?

Maybe, maybe not, but according to US Intelligence, K-to the-J-to the-Izzle may have suffered a stroke. Questions have been raised over the 66-year-old bat-shit-crazy North Korean dictator’s health, but while rumors circulate, anonymous sources show no signs of regime change. His failure to appear at a military processional celebrating N. Korea’s 60th birthday, and last month’s alleged collapse, as reported by a South Korean magazine, show signs that maybe he’s not in perfect condition as he would like people to believe.

You know how that would make me feel if Kim Jong Il died?

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