Elton John was right: Sad songs do say so much.
In a recent interview with ABC’s “World News,” George W. Bush, our Lord God Supreme Dictator Monkey-Faced Decider Guy, said that he’s “sorry” for the economic crisis the nation has sunk into.
He also said he “wish[ed] the intelligence” regarding the grounds of the Iraqi invasion and the proven-false “existance” of weapons of mass destruction “had been different, I guess.”
However, of Iraq, Bush said that “That is a do-over that I can’t do. It’s hard for me to speculate.”
He’s SORRY? DO-OVER??
ARE YOU KIDDING? Can we just cut our losses and just stick Obama in there NOW?