Here is a chuckle for this snowy day. In my profile on this site I noted that someone said that one of the perks of growing old was that you outlive you enemies. One of my friends sent me a quotation from well known bard and philosopher Willie Nelson on his 75th birthday. He said: I have outlived my pecker.
I guess the downside of living to a ripe old age is that you also may outlive many of your best friends.
March 3, 2009
Perhaps freedom should be on the march in Italy, where in some places it is now illegal to lie down in a park to read, build sand castles on the beach, or mow your lawn on weekends.
People who believe themselves to be the descendents of the Knights Templar have filed suit against former Nazi Youth member Joseph Alois Ratzinger, who you probably know as Pope Benedict XVI, the current pope. The heirs are seeking $150,000,000,000- that’s billion- in damages.
If the Catholic Church was hard pressed to come off of dough and admit guilt to sexually abusing a multitude of still living children, then I find it highly improbably that this “christian” organization will budge on giving this group so much as the apology that they also seek.
So much for the “liberal media bias”. Particularly noteworthy is the picture of an Osama bin Laden-esque figure on the right and the American flag burning in the fireplace on the bottom right. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m pro-free speech and free press, so this is in no way criminal. It’s just in poor taste. Note, being free to say/print things does not negate others’ right to supply a retort.
July 21, 2008 cover of "The New Yorker"
Of course “Borat” is one character he developed into a movie. His new character is called “Bruno”. The new movie is being filmed now and last month took in some suckers that went to a MMA fight, that suddenly turned GAY. lol
That being my buddy Jon. I know, I know, I had to defend my hetero-ness a few days ago and now I’m saying I love a man. Yea, well so did Jesus! The world would be a better place if more men loved each other instead of getting into weird plays for alpha-male dominance in the form of human chest beating rituals, but enough about your big truck and mullets, this one is for you Jon.
In a hightech act worthy of David Letterman’s “stupid people tricks” some people discovered they could brand themselves with the laser from the printer. You read that right folks, BRAND THEMSELVES WITH A PRINTER!
That’s it. Youth culture has officially jumped the shark.
Thank G-d I’m bald and old,